Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows
Yo mama so ugly when she was born her mom said, "What a treasure." Her father said, "Yes, let's go burry it."
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad
Your Mom Is Like A Vacuum, She Sucks, She Blows, And She gets Laid In The Closet.
Your momma so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving"
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motorcycle
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama so fat even Dora cant explore her
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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