Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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