South African Jokes!

A Zimbabwean, a Nigerian and a South African are sitting in a bar in Beria.

The Zimbabwean finishes his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.

In Zimbabwe," he says, "we have so many glasses that we don't have to drink with the same one twice."

The Nigerian, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.

"In Nigeria," he says, "we have so much stolen money that we don't have to drink with the same one twice either."

The South African, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his .45, and shoots the Zimbabwean and the Nigerian. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar and calling for a refill, he says,

"In South Africa we have so many illegal aliens that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."