Sunday, July 9, 2017

World Medicine

An American doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."

A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."

A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."

A South African doctor, not to be outdone, says: "Eish, you guys are way behind…… We took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

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