Yo mamma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mamma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo mamma's so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo mamma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Yo mamma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
Yo mamma's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo mamma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo mamma's so poor she waves an ice cube around and calls it air conditioning
Yo mamma's so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
Yo mamma's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible
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