Short Crazy Corny Jokes!

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.

Failed my biology test today, when they asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?
I hope it's not mine.

Baby, baby, baby ooh!
Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Daughter: No, I'm watching porn.
Mom: Oh, thank goodness.

I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.

What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?
A full set of teeth!

My girlfriend came out of the shower and said, "I shaved my pussy you know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."

Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.

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