Wife: Come help me with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am? A gardener?
W: Come fix the toilet faucet.
H: What do u think I am? A plumber?
W: Come fix the door handle.
H: What do u think I am? A carpenter?
The husband went out... But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed... The garden,toilet faucet & the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son, but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a burger or have sex with him...
Husband: I'm sure, u gave him a burger!
Wife: What do u think I am? McDonalds???
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