Yo Mamma's So Big ..!:

- Yo mamma's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
- Yo mamma's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
- Yo mamma's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
- Yo mamma's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
- Yo mamma's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
- Yo mamma's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
- Yo mamma's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip 'n Slide.
- Yo mamma's so big, she whistles bass.
- Yo mamma's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
- Yo mamma's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most."