Riddles

Q- What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?
A- A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q- What's a mixed feeling?
A- When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q- What's the definition of 'Macho'?
A- Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q- What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A- A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q- Why is divorce so expensive?
A- Because it's worth it!

Q- What is a Yankee?
A- The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.

Q- What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A- They both like a tight seal.

Q- What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?
A- Their balls are just for decoration.

Q- What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A- About three inches.

Q- What's the difference between purple and pink?
A- The grip.

Q- How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A- It's not hard.

Q- What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
A- 45 pounds.

Q- What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
A- 45 minutes.

Q- Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A- Breasts don't have eyes.

Q- What is the difference between medium and rare?
A- Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q- Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A- They don't have balls to scratch!