Thursday, August 18, 2011

World’s cleverest president...

Nelson Mandela, Morgan Freeman, Lionel Messi, Jacob Zuma and a little Chinese boy are on a plane that's about to crash. There are only four parachutes. Morgan says "I'm the world’s best actor so I have to live!" He grabs a chute and jumps. Messi says "I'm the world’s best soccer player!! I have to live!" Grabs a chute and jumps. Zuma grabs the second last one and says "I'm the smartest president the world has ever seen!!! I must live!" And he jumps. Mandela says to the Chinese kid "my boy, take the last parachute, I've lived life to its full potential and you have only begun to live." To which the chinese boy replies: “that’s ok there's two parachutes left, the world’s smartest president just took my school bag!”

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