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World’s cleverest president...

Nelson Mandela, Morgan Freeman, Lionel Messi, Jacob Zuma and a little Chinese boy are on a plane that's about to crash. There are only four parachutes. Morgan says "I'm the world’s best actor so I have to live!" He grabs a chute and jumps. Messi says "I'm the world’s best soccer player!! I have to live!" Grabs a chute and jumps. Zuma grabs the second last one and says "I'm the smartest president the world has ever seen!!! I must live!" And he jumps. Mandela says to the Chinese kid "my boy, take the last parachute, I've lived life to its full potential and you have only begun to live." To which the chinese boy replies: “that’s ok there's two parachutes left, the world’s smartest president just took my school bag!”

Jannie Grappies

Die klas moet se wat hulle gaan word as hulle groot is. Almal word polisiemanne, brandweermanne en verpleegsters. Jannie se beurt: "Juffrou, ek gaan 'n biker word." Juffrou se hy moet verduidelik wat 'n biker doen. "Juffrou, ek gaan 'n HONDA ry, ek gaan brandewyn drink en al die girls spyker." Juffrou gee hom 'n séér pakslae. "Jannie, verduidelik nou weer wat jy gaan word!" Jannie antwoord: " 'n KLEIN bikertjie, juffrou." "Nou wat is dit, Jannie?" Hy antwoord: "Juffrou, ek sal maar BMX ry, rooi koeldrank drink en draad trek..."

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Garden of Edenvail.

Adam & Eve are trapping around the Garden of Eden kaalgat. Eve checks this lekker apple and she skiems nooit hey, I'm gonna graze it.

Just then a moerse voice from above charfs her. Leave the apple, or I will send an unimaginable plague upon the earth." She kaks herself half Stukkend and loses the apple.

A bit later Adam is trapping along when he gooi's a sharp right and finds this apple. "Bliksem" he skiems. Ah'm gonna chow this thing.

Just then A moerse voice from above chirps him. Leave the apple, or I will send an unimaginable plague upon the Earth, " … Ag nooit hey" he rekons,

"I'm stukkend hungry" and he grazes it. That night he and Eve are in bed, when he hears a knock at the door. He pluks open the front door to hear:

"Eh, sorry baaas, Em looking for a job......" and so the plague began.