Imagine Screwing a Neanderthal... Yeap...

According to archaeologists, for millions of years Neanderthal man was not fully erect. That's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly Neanderthal woman were.

LMFAO!!!....

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" He said that she had. With a clever grin, she said, "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

Yo Mamma's So Big ..!:

- Yo mamma's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
- Yo mamma's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
- Yo mamma's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
- Yo mamma's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
- Yo mamma's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
- Yo mamma's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
- Yo mamma's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip 'n Slide.
- Yo mamma's so big, she whistles bass.
- Yo mamma's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
- Yo mamma's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most."