Imagine Screwing a Neanderthal... Yeap...

According to archaeologists, for millions of years Neanderthal man was not fully erect. That's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly Neanderthal woman were.

Free Drinks If You Can Make That Horse Laugh?!

One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".

So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.

The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.

So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.

The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".

Corny Jokes... :D

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!


A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

Kick it and you don't get it!! Naughty farm boy.

Little naughty farm boy goes around the farmyard kicking all the animals. As he sits down for breakfast his mom gives him dry cereal. "I saw you kicked the chicken, the pig and the cow, so for a week, there will be no bacon eggs or milk for you. Just then his dad stumbles over the cat in the passage and kicks it across the hallway. The boy grins at his mom and says "Are you gonna tell him, or should I?"