Imprisonment!!

A mother writes a letter to her sun, who is in a prison. - Dear sun, life's so hard for me since they took you to a prison: nobody digs a vegetable garden, nobody plants potatos... The sun writes back to her mother: - Mom, please stay away from the garden. If you start digging it, the police may come and both take you to a prison and prolong mine imprisonment.. Mother writes back to her sun: - Darling, together with your last letter police came. They digged all over the garden, but haven't found anything. The left being extremely frustrated. Sun writes his mom: - I helped as much, as I could with this. Please plant the potatos by yourself.

Lawyer Jokes!

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.



Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.



What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.



Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.



Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

No? Good!



What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.



What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.