Imprisonment!!

A mother writes a letter to her sun, who is in a prison. - Dear sun, life's so hard for me since they took you to a prison: nobody digs a vegetable garden, nobody plants potatos... The sun writes back to her mother: - Mom, please stay away from the garden. If you start digging it, the police may come and both take you to a prison and prolong mine imprisonment.. Mother writes back to her sun: - Darling, together with your last letter police came. They digged all over the garden, but haven't found anything. The left being extremely frustrated. Sun writes his mom: - I helped as much, as I could with this. Please plant the potatos by yourself.

Oh My F@ck!!!

Wrestling Oops...

Dirty Hands..

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A Hot blond, a fat lady, an american and a canadian on a train..!

An ugly fat woman, a gorgeous young hot blonde, an American man and a Canadian man are all riding together in a train car.

As the train passes through a tunnel, the distinctive sound of a loud slap is heard.

When they emerge from the tunnel, a bright red handprint is on the face of the American.

The fat woman thinks "that dirty American grabbed that blonde in the tunnel and she slapped him!"

The blonde thinks "that dirty American must have tried to grab me, but grabbed the fatso by mistake and she slapped him!"

The American thinks "that Canadian bastard felt up that blonde and she slapped me by mistake!"

The Canadian thinks "I can’t wait ’til we go through another tunnel so I can slap that stupid American again!"